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This Couple Starts Making Out In An Elevator. HILARIOUS!

Viral 2016

This Couple Starts Making Out In An Elevator. HILARIOUS!

As someone who hates having my personal space invaded, riding the elevator everyday is a daunting task. In a crowded elevator, people have no concept of respecting personal bubbles, and it can be quite uncomfortable! However, I have never experience anything THIS weird in an elevator.

Watch as Daniel Fernandez hilariously trolls random strangers in the elevator — this guy clearly has no shame. From invading people’s space, belting out Les Mis, and pretending to faint, Daniel does it all. I wouldn’t want to be one of those people experiencing Daniel’s pranks first hand, but they certainly are funny to watch!

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